Author: Hovis
Hovis’ Friday diary: I am hiding in a bush, praying not to be recognised
Dear diary, Many thanks to all of you who responded to me last week, offering words of condolence for the horror that my eyes experienced. ... Read More
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘any cat swinging in this space would have you up on animal cruelty charges’
Dear diary, I am free! After eight weeks of boring, boring, boring box rest, I am finally free! No more torture via local radio stations ... Read More
Hovis’ Friday diary: I’m on box rest I’m allowed some fun…
Dear diary, So, she-who-must-be-obeyed is in mum-bye again this week meaning I have a whole weekend with her in merciful absence while she wafts around ... Read More
Hovis’ Friday diary: mother is having kittens
Dear diary, So, following my news last week of my unwelcome visitor, Kevin the Keratoma, who has taken up squatting rights in my right fore, ... Read More