Author: Hovis
Hovis’ Friday diary: how one can generate bonk, and different methods to upset your human
Expensive diary, It’s day 978,530,297,586 of the human strangles epidemic. Throughout the nation nonetheless, field rested people are slowly starting return to work programmes, which ... Read More
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I by chance flattened her right into a conifer tree after which stood on a useless pigeon’
Expensive diary, It’s day 15,978 of the human strangles epidemic; hope is disappearing quicker than human waistlines, human-free days are a distant reminiscence for a ... Read More
Hovis’ Friday diary: is cross-tying mom authorized?
Pricey diary, So, it’s day 150 of human field relaxation and I’m pondering of resorting to sedalin — whether or not for me or the ... Read More
Hovis’ Friday diary: new equine sacrifice to the tractors of terror wanted – any volunteers?
Expensive Diary So, operation “Retirement-is-not-an-option-so-get-over-it-you-large-planet-polluting-methane-producer” (mom hasn’t heeded the much less is extra suggestion concerning operation names) continues at a tempo. Nicely after I imply ... Read More
Hovis’ Friday diary: it’s time to satisfy your ‘running a blog celebrity’
Pricey Diary So, by the point you learn this I shall be firmly ensconced on the cult occasion Your Horse is Alive; assembly my adoring ... Read More
Hovis’ Friday diary: I’m hiding in a bush, praying to not be recognised
Expensive diary, Many due to all of you who responded to me final week, providing phrases of condolence for the horror that my eyes skilled. ... Read More
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘any cat swinging on this area would have you ever up on animal cruelty expenses’
Pricey diary, I'm free! After eight weeks of boring, boring, boring field relaxation, I'm lastly free! No extra torture by way of native radio stations ... Read More