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Hovis’ Friday diary: how one can generate bonk, and different methods to upset your human

Hovis- May 23, 2020

Expensive diary, It’s day 978,530,297,586 of the human strangles epidemic. Throughout the nation nonetheless, field rested people are slowly starting return to work programmes, which ... Read More

Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I by chance flattened her right into a conifer tree after which stood on a useless pigeon’

Hovis- April 17, 2020

Expensive diary, It’s day 15,978 of the human strangles epidemic; hope is disappearing quicker than human waistlines, human-free days are a distant reminiscence for a ... Read More

Hovis’ Friday diary: is cross-tying mom authorized?

Hovis- March 30, 2020

Pricey diary, So, it’s day 150 of human field relaxation and I’m pondering of resorting to sedalin — whether or not for me or the ... Read More

Hovis’ Friday diary: new equine sacrifice to the tractors of terror wanted – any volunteers?

Hovis- February 8, 2020

Expensive Diary So, operation “Retirement-is-not-an-option-so-get-over-it-you-large-planet-polluting-methane-producer” (mom hasn’t heeded the much less is extra suggestion concerning operation names) continues at a tempo. Nicely after I imply ... Read More

Hovis’ Friday diary: it’s time to satisfy your ‘running a blog celebrity’

Hovis- November 11, 2019

Pricey Diary So, by the point you learn this I shall be firmly ensconced on the cult occasion Your Horse is Alive; assembly my adoring ... Read More

Hovis’ Friday diary: I’m hiding in a bush, praying to not be recognised

Hovis- October 6, 2019

Expensive diary, Many due to all of you who responded to me final week, providing phrases of condolence for the horror that my eyes skilled. ... Read More

Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘any cat swinging on this area would have you ever up on animal cruelty expenses’

Hovis- April 6, 2019

Pricey diary, I'm free! After eight weeks of boring, boring, boring field relaxation, I'm lastly free! No extra torture by way of native radio stations ... Read More