Author: Hovis
Hovis’ Friday diary: what goes 99, bonk, 99, bonk?
Pricey Diary What goes 99, bonk, 99, bonk? A centipede with a plaster solid on its poorly foot. Badda bish! You don’t should thank me ... Read More
Hovis’ Friday diary: I’m a great distance from the scrapheap — this week proved it…
Pricey diary, I do really feel like final week’s diary brought on a good few of you to fret — now there’s a few issues ... Read More
Hovis’ Friday diary: the subsequent factor we knew we had been driving into the most important wall of water since Moses parted the oceans
Pricey diary, *Disclaimer alert* There's a very actual probability that you could be discover the next extraordinarily distressing studying. It lays out in horrific element ... Read More
Hovis’ Friday diary: I’ve determined I wish to return my human
Expensive diary, It’s now day 75 billion of the human strangles epidemic and the herd is now virtually again to regular — nicely, regular should ... Read More
Hovis’ Friday diary: hope is fading quicker than a pretend tan in lockdown
Pricey diary, It’s day 908,647,297,504 of the human strangles epidemic. Hope of returning the people to field relaxation, or higher nonetheless, out to work, is ... Read More
Hovis’ Friday diary: how one can generate bonk, and different methods to upset your human
Expensive diary, It’s day 978,530,297,586 of the human strangles epidemic. Throughout the nation nonetheless, field rested people are slowly starting return to work programmes, which ... Read More
Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I by chance flattened her right into a conifer tree after which stood on a useless pigeon’
Expensive diary, It’s day 15,978 of the human strangles epidemic; hope is disappearing quicker than human waistlines, human-free days are a distant reminiscence for a ... Read More